http://theabsurdpuddle.tumblr.com

is good stuff.

theabsurdpuddle:

                                       And Bradley Cooper was amused…

haha sooo cute

was so much fun last night. Tooo many long island teas, lost an earring, but whatever!

I love them. Amy is my fave. Message me is you feel the same.

theabsurdpuddle:

Hey, do you have my Snake Eyes GI Joe guy? He’s been missing for awhile.

I was gonna have a big epic thing with Starscream. I wanna see who would

win. I mean Snake Eyes has got swords and is all ninja, but Starscream’s 

all big and metal and shit. So you got him? Hey, did you see Community?

Joel’s so funny. I heart him. I need to go blog about how awesome and

cute he is. Damn, I almost forgot Snake Eyes lulz. You in there? I hate

talking to empty rooms. You’re probably taking a dump. I’m hungry.

Did you finish your Subway, I’d go all Nom Nom on that shit dawg!!1!

When are we gonna do that maze out front??

… …(Re-Run voice) Hey hey hey! You in there?

theabsurdpuddle:

                            Mr. Nimbles the Third was wondering if his jaw

                             was strong enough to bite through her neck.

theabsurdpuddle:

                             Marsha decided she must mystify the masses

                               through the medium of modern movement.